• You’re alive!
  • Taking the last slice of pizza…
  • Always in your dreams…
  • Cats and their logic…
  • You’re so funny…
  • Snipers…
  • Artistic genius
  • Meanwhile, in politics…
  • What men look for in a woman
  • Accurate fortune cookie
  • Custom size slipper
  • How to pee like one of the guys