• Breakfast of Love…
  • The cone that solves all your problems…
  • You’re home early…
  • Wrote you a get well card…
  • Are you kitten me right meow?
  • The truth about the truth…
  • Why do you even bother…
  • WAT.
  • Do you think it’s still funny?
  • I’m in your kitchen…
  • Are you in the 12%?
  • Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist…