• Count to 3 and toss it as far as you can…
  • The Difference between Children and Adults
  • How websites should do age verification
  • Sean Connery’s Keyboard
  • When someone asks me for money…
  • Congratulations…
  • The best way to do it
  • Bad decisions
  • Zombie bite
  • Dr. Seuss’ advice on love
  • It happens more often than I’d like to admit
  • Never hate people