• They only want one thing…
  • Dali’s reality…
  • I’m going blind…
  • One of his best one-liners…
  • I think I’m doing this right…
  • Guess who’s in town…
  • When my boss tells me I can leave early…
  • Facebook is like a jail
  • Who says you can’t sleep comfortably on the subway?
  • Narcissistron
  • The way men pee
  • Being a lifeguard