• In Soviet Russia…
  • Faith in Humanity +1
  • Bambi sculpture
  • Phone, go home…
  • I think I’m doing this right…
  • Many fall, few escape
  • Man’s a hero…
  • The best response to any argument
  • Sir, your mustache is escaping…
  • How I’m feeling at my new job…
  • No Truer Words, Elizabeth Warren
  • Looking for a girl on Craigslist