• At some point, everyone has writer’s block…
  • Count me in…
  • I’d be unstoppable…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • He did what had to be done…
  • It’s too hot…
  • I don’t think I have this attachment for my vacuum…
  • Everything would be much better
  • Yes, mom
  • Skeletor
  • When a girl breaks up with me…
  • White people are crazy