• Insomnia Jeopardy…
  • Note to Santa…
  • You can’t argue with that logic…
  • I swear…
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • Scumbag ceiling fan
  • How the universe probably started…
  • Finding Nemo
  • Revolutionary bra
  • License to kill
  • Got the results from your surgery…