• Arguing with Mac users…
  • Wait, I forgot to move my cat out of the shot…
  • Mention good things about beards…
  • Why did you break up…
  • Stop asking me to do simple things…
  • Shortest race in the world
  • The best part of my job
  • Show respect…
  • Yellow means…
  • When I’m bored…
  • It’s okay. These giants will leave our land soon.
  • He’s a DJ