• Why would someone use an umbrella?
  • You will never unsee this…
  • Arnold on Microsoft Windows…
  • Helmets are too mainstream
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • A dog within a dog
  • Reaction to most Facebook statuses
  • “Jumpolines”
  • A guy broke into my apartment…
  • If guns don’t kill people…
  • What is a person from London called?
  • Staple City