• My first time with the washing machine…
  • Disrespecting the law…
  • They called me soulless…
  • Overly Manly Man Plays Russian Roulette…
  • Alright brain…
  • First world metal problems
  • Oh sweet Jesus, is that… bacon?
  • Portable Nintendo 64
  • Let me tell you a story…
  • Master was deployed to Iraq. He’s still waiting for him…
  • Dress for the job you want
  • I know exactly how you feel!