• The main reason I can’t trust anything…
  • Too afraid to think…
  • Probably the cutest Halloween costume ever…
  • Jesus phone home…
  • Call Me Marty…
  • Round credit cards
  • Coolest stat ever
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • Introducing the Complaint Jar
  • New Year expectations
  • It’s raining men
  • Solving a math problem like a boss