• I don’t need a smartphone…
  • Go home boat, you’re drunk…
  • Got accepted to Harvard…
  • WebMD definition
  • Zombie Fingers
  • Border patrol
  • Plastic spoon chandelier
  • Guns are pointed at their heads off camera
  • A person who is nice to you…
  • New millionaire
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • Valentine’s day: then and now