• I’ll never see it any other way…
  • Kids are too soft these days…
  • My best friend
  • The worst way to get friendzoned…
  • Baby Pygmy Hippo
  • Eve?
  • Hey, Salary!
  • Average status update
  • YOU listen to ME now
  • Her paintings are too realistic
  • “We can still be friends”
  • Go to hell. I’m comfortable.