• Glass replicas of harmful viruses…
  • Wake up already…
  • Every time I try to be suave…
  • That’s basically how they work
  • Hellooo…
  • Soon… or later, I’m kinda warm.
  • Daddy approves
  • Scary words
  • When a woman puts herself down…
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel
  • Worst moment of my childhood