• I’m safe…
  • Catnip toy broke…
  • Have a sit…
  • Best apron ever…
  • Sincere test answer
  • Thoreal
  • Starting my computer…
  • Wheel of fortune
  • Transformer furniture
  • Lazy rule
  • Just a dog carrying around a 2-year old’s oxygen tank
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…