• You’ve probably never heard of him…
  • You must need a hug then…
  • Every time I check my bank account…
  • In one of the universes, I’m Batman…
  • The shortcuts of life…
  • Clever Parrot…
  • Getting a new phone…
  • I wish this was my life…
  • That’s why I’m scared
  • Best birthday prank ever
  • A different clock…
  • Corgis in pajamas