• Facebook’s new status update prompts are a little creepy…
  • Sir, do you have a moment?
  • Stop waiting for Prince Charming…
  • That was so smooth…
  • Don’t stop the brushie brushie…
  • It surprises me…
  • Awesome Wedding Cakes
  • It’s OK, I got this
  • Earth sandwich
  • I got a what?
  • Wha… what the hell is this?
  • Da hell?