• I’m Godzilla…
  • Writing this from the hospital…
  • Funny, yet sad and true…
  • You don’t mess with Mario…
  • I knew he was real…
  • Don’t you even dare…
  • In the event of a fire…
  • Being Jesus has some disadvantages…
  • Matching smiles
  • Now I can die in peace
  • Creative co-sleeper design
  • I fixed the reptile problem