• Thanks Snape…
  • Landing on my feet is overrated…
  • Buy two hamsters
  • Going to need a new liver…
  • During all my education…
  • Why are you such a clean freak?
  • Girls are like Pokemon
  • WTF Steve?
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…
  • What is it? Can we eat it?
  • All hail the Hypnotoad
  • Instant Virgin Detector