• If I was God…
  • Rock, scissors, paper…
  • Not since the accident…
  • This is a hoodie…
  • Drunk Lions…
  • I shouldn’t have driven home…
  • A different perspective
  • Math. Not for all of us…
  • You will never love anything as much as this baby loves noodles
  • Useful AutoCorrector
  • Neil Patrick Harris with his partner and two kids
  • Excuse me sir, you can’t park here