• Pretend you are God…
  • If you can’t find that book…
  • Lil’ Baby Wilfred
  • The brain
  • My face when I break something that’s not mine
  • In your dreams
  • When I wake up from an awesome dream…
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • You need to read the news
  • It’s him!
  • Fox news coverage
  • Don’t mess with the Taco Bell sign changer