• If I was God…
  • Stay away human…
  • When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down…
  • That lucky person…
  • Free Beer
  • It’s Bieber right?
  • Snack time
  • Uh Doctor, your thumbtack fell out…
  • Life
  • Add a mustache to your baby
  • When I clean the dishes
  • Don’t cry, I’m right here