• You are not my son!
  • I have Facebook…
  • New Wi-Fi Password…
  • I wrote you a card…
  • This represents my childhood
  • One Facebook to rule them all…
  • Believe nothing
  • Zombie Stormtrooper
  • Good night, Rafael
  • Anna Rexia, the eating disorder Halloween costume
  • Birthday cat doesn’t like your present
  • Just wasted some money