• I’ve decided to live my life differently…
  • Now supporting ‘Flush’ player…
  • I’m sorry, honey…
  • Historically Badass
  • My whole life has been a lie…
  • Busted in class
  • Dentists…
  • Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic story…
  • Getting punched in the face by your cup of coffee
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device
  • My day just became awesome
  • Forever alone, the performance