• Ladies what are you doing?
  • Wait…wait…
  • At first I was like… but then I was like, whoa!
  • What is your Batman name?
  • Me – 1, Fourth Grade Math Teacher – 0
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Find the zero…
  • Let’s go my friend
  • Trolling the reporter…
  • Democracy
  • Close enough?
  • Too much WANT