• Godzilla Haiku…
  • Big Bird’s message for mister Romney…
  • Thor… Thor Everywhere.
  • The look of my friends when I say I don’t want to drink…
  • The Human Slingshot
  • Agent, it’s time…
  • You are now aware…
  • You fall in love because…
  • A pro at picking up chicks
  • Party hard!
  • My favorite unit of measurement
  • The secret to trolling