• That’s what those are for…
  • Every year is the same…
  • The way my alarm works
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses…
  • If this song was my wife…
  • Dyslexic Caps Lock…
  • You know you drank too much…
  • Kim’s reminder
  • Screw YOLO…
  • Motorcycles made from cheap lighters
  • Simpson’s logic
  • Failing a test