• Things I don’t have…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • There, there…
  • Complaining teenagers…
  • This text sums up the new iPhone update…
  • Someone invented the Internet?
  • Asking her out…
  • The difference between Britney Spears and Rihanna
  • Dear diet…
  • The Moon and Crescent Venus
  • I can’t wait to see them
  • Facebook drama is best drama