• You know this is true…
  • Look at you all blinged out…
  • Pope Vader
  • Girl repellent
  • Coolest sleeping bag ever
  • Sorry what? Oh, yeah OK…
  • In your dreams
  • Every single morning…
  • Hey son…
  • Girls are never wrong
  • Bachelors, you know you do this
  • It looks like a nice day for a bike ride