• Only in England…
  • Good guy liver…
  • Don’t press so hard…
  • Five little puppies…
  • The truth about duct tape
  • Someday when I have children…
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • Tongue twister
  • My bed every night
  • In every video game…
  • Who sleeps with my mom
  • Classiest mugshot ever