• I surrender to sleep…
  • That’s what your mom said…
  • My mother warned me…
  • It’s only fair…
  • I’m not an alcoholic…
  • What are you waiting for?
  • Lazy college senior
  • The ‘what the hell am I supposed to do with my bicycle now’ prank
  • Umbrella Samurai
  • Doctor Baby
  • This is how a sewing machine works
  • I’m just in it for the parking