• Unfortunately, this is true…
  • So you want a cat?
  • Meanest Mom On The Planet…
  • When I don’t answer my phone…
  • Mom is the best…
  • So you’re offended…
  • Every Cat. Every Time.
  • Never underestimate it…
  • Human! I think I reinvented the wheel!
  • President of Brazil
  • “Whoa… you just blew my mind.”
  • Get out!