• When people can’t spell ‘hypocrites’
  • Go home dog, you’re drunk…
  • T-Rex Love
  • Never misplace your wallet or keys again
  • Every freaking time
  • For the fans of optical illusions
  • Parents are too mainstream
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Your own anatomy
  • Lies
  • Stand back!
  • My Facebook name