• Looks like this store is in trouble…
  • If you can read this, thank your music teacher…
  • Every time I try to be suave…
  • Manliest Pacifier Ever…
  • How I used to imagine Egypt as a kid…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • That extremely awkward moment…
  • People think I’m quiet…
  • Listening to your favorite music…
  • Too late, I can’t be saved…
  • New “bad words”
  • This is a photograph, not a painting