• The perfect place…
  • I wish I could sleep…
  • White iPhone…
  • Grooms seeing their brides on their wedding days for the first time…
  • Now everything makes sense…
  • This is why I’m single…
  • Every time I sing Chop Suey by System Of A Down…
  • Take my money right now…
  • Facebook news feed history of the world
  • No place for me on Facebook
  • There’s nothing like cold, hard, cash…
  • Every time I eat pizza…