• I’ll never finish college…
  • Five minutes to close…
  • You’re bipolar?
  • I prefer the real one…
  • Hey, who’s that?
  • The Game of my life…
  • Hallelujah…
  • I see what you did there, Photoshop…
  • My new girlfriend
  • Hello there ladies…
  • Trapped in the escalator
  • This is what Elvira looks like without makeup