• Every time I check my bank account…
  • This was slid under my door this morning…
  • Next year will also be special…
  • It’s nice to meet you…
  • Punctuation makes all the difference
  • Women’s Logic
  • Got kicked out of Hogwarts…
  • A different clock…
  • Potato, you understand me
  • Big horns
  • A diet done right
  • Don’t worry bro