• If I had a dollar…
  • So many memories…
  • Browsing your Internet history…
  • I know some of these symbols…
  • Spontaneous Wingman of the Year…
  • Jesus vs. Thor
  • Friendzone explained
  • The United Steaks of America
  • Every time I take a picture of myself…
  • Nice suit, Vader…
  • I really have no idea what I’m doing…
  • Terrible Taxidermy