• Bless this post…
  • I’d read it…
  • You were constipated?
  • Nerdiest pick up line…
  • What’s your problem?
  • Don’t ask…
  • Spoonachos
  • Sandwich ring
  • Which book should you read?
  • I’m really good at babysitting…
  • Superman’s nightmare…
  • Let me get my chair…