• It’s their loss…
  • Please wait…
  • Sloth Dunk
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • Now that’s a crazy tattoo…
  • Someone has a thing for the ladies…
  • My money, shut up and take it…
  • Hold on, let me print some toilet paper…
  • Politically correct
  • I have the body of a God
  • Get a job
  • Meanwhile in Russia…