• A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Pickup Pup is the ultimate wing man…
  • If I ever get robbed…
  • Wild one
  • The absolute worst things in the world
  • Protective Penguin
  • Realistic enough
  • The volume on my TV
  • Hurricane Irene
  • White people are crazy
  • Why I like France
  • I shall consider your offer