• I have an army…
  • What else is popcorn good for?
  • Damn, I look good…
  • Protect me dude…
  • What the media saw vs. what I saw…
  • And not a single John was seen that day…
  • The math equation that always gets different answers
  • Let’s take all the crumbs…
  • The evolution of a smile
  • When someone writes a long post on Facebook…
  • Scumbag girlfriend
  • How I feel at work everyday