• It was the only reasonable thing to do…
  • Animals With Human Mouths…
  • Newton’s Third Law…
  • Boatercycles…
  • How Moses pees…
  • Johnny Bravo doesn’t waste his time…
  • When someone asks me for money…
  • When someone has a witty insult directed at me…
  • Dear females…
  • When cute becomes “Oh no!”
  • How the stock market works
  • Using a fluorescent marker