• Dirty job…
  • Stop staring at me…
  • When I study for an exam…
  • The Twilight Saga’s New Book…
  • Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger…
  • Oh brain, why…
  • Then I told her…
  • Please enter your date of birth…
  • How to speak with an Irish accent…
  • When my boss asks me to “follow him into his office”
  • Assault charge
  • I can make you scream