• Charmander Lighter
  • You’re so pretentious…
  • I thought I had 9 lives…
  • Cleverly designed products…
  • I’m not an alcoholic…
  • There’s always hope for chubby kids…
  • Show respect…
  • I’m lovin’ it
  • Keep the Christ in Christmas
  • You know the economy is bad when Santa has to work two jobs
  • The best feeling when taking a test
  • Exiting the Universe