• Have you noticed?
  • Do me a favor…
  • Miss my washer and dryer…
  • Scumbag ghost shows…
  • I made a huge mistake…
  • So much for new technology…
  • I hate this class…
  • There’s nothing like a happy wombat
  • What do you like?
  • This should be standard
  • Meanwhile in Qatar…
  • Want a bite of my sandwich?