• Finish your beer…
  • Can I eat it?
  • Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • My dad just moved to Tokyo
  • Come outside!
  • Japan’s awesomeness
  • Your status sucks
  • Human is gone, time to try this…
  • Life lesson
  • Excellent!
  • What you do when a party sucks