• How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • I’m becoming a cat…
  • I’d rather die…
  • Pickup line level: Asian
  • The smart thing to do
  • Jesus drove a Honda…
  • Never again…
  • Getting your hand stuck in a Pringles can…
  • It was nice while it lasted…
  • Almost got it
  • How real men play Jenga
  • When I want a kiss…