• Will you eat them?
  • Never too old…
  • Nothing made you happier…
  • Brain = gone
  • Scumbag Pope
  • I used to play this game…
  • Excuse me, lady
  • The oldest I have ever felt in my entire life
  • This is how I shop for groceries
  • Zuckerberg is a genius!
  • Hurry up Mom! This diaper won’t change itself.
  • Mother Russia