• Seagull is not impressed…
  • There’s no way I’m doing it…
  • First world dog problems
  • Why I have so many contacts…
  • The Love Game
  • Safe Intercourse
  • How can the world end in 2012…
  • Every day
  • Coming Soon…
  • My last wish
  • Jack and Rose could have both fit on that wooden plank…
  • When people see me at the supermarket…